tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post725825302215797360..comments2023-09-05T08:48:44.120-04:00Comments on Confessions of a Coal Miner's Granddaughter: There's a Violet On My ToiletCoal Miner's Granddaughterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-68597174813454587992010-02-14T16:20:55.601-05:002010-02-14T16:20:55.601-05:00I swear, when I'm all rich and shit, I'm g...I swear, when I'm all rich and shit, I'm going to install a urinal. With one of those electric eyes so that it flushes automagically.<br /><br />And... I want one of those power flusher toilets like they have at some rest areas. You know, the ones that would suck a German Shepherd down the drains.Irrational Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04701066159275266042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-40288071882710604142010-02-10T18:22:36.027-05:002010-02-10T18:22:36.027-05:00And when you flush it, and it clogs, go back to th...And when you flush it, and it clogs, go back to the store, find that associate, and tell him you want your money back :)Halala mamahttp://www.halalamama.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-39909750711701599012010-02-10T15:40:17.370-05:002010-02-10T15:40:17.370-05:00The toilet in our kids' bathroom has been leak...The toilet in our kids' bathroom has been leaking/running for months. And their shower head broke months ago. I have the parts to fix both yet I never get around to it. Yes, I realize that I am lame in this regard. Boo.Renhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06322298259478055479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-31691043945809047012010-02-10T13:50:30.417-05:002010-02-10T13:50:30.417-05:00I was doing okay reading this post until I got to ...I was doing okay reading this post until I got to the words "with my undies at my ankles," and then I started to get a little bit of an erection. Just a little bit, and it went away as soon as I reminded myself that the reason you had your underwear around your ankles was because you'd just been on the toilet taking a dump, but I'm pretty sure if instead of "undies" you'd said "panties," I'd still be sporting wood.<br /><br />Oh, God, I am so sorry. I'm such a miserable, pathetic loser.<br /><br />But I'd consider it a personal favor if in the future whenever you need to write about your delicate underthings, you use the word "bloomers," which, I HOPE, would preclude the possibility of inappropriate arousal.Greggnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-88371601178170557932010-02-10T12:56:24.634-05:002010-02-10T12:56:24.634-05:00That is just awesome. Definitely post a photo when...That is just awesome. Definitely post a photo when you flush the violet! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-40347629946535604482010-02-10T12:20:48.967-05:002010-02-10T12:20:48.967-05:00Nice! Sad that I get all excited about new toilets...Nice! Sad that I get all excited about new toilets, but yep - I want one, too!!!sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-25258499957948882622010-02-10T10:49:29.373-05:002010-02-10T10:49:29.373-05:00Which model is this? We're going to be fixing ...Which model is this? We're going to be fixing up our bathroom soon and we'll be buying a new toilet. I'm sick of plunging too!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15049341972075281915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-82007901149129741122010-02-10T09:43:21.036-05:002010-02-10T09:43:21.036-05:00We replaced our toilets a few years ago with the A...We replaced our toilets a few years ago with the American Standard "Champion" model. Flushes 21 golf balls. Not that I have ever put 21 golf balls in the toilet to test (#2 Son is test enough, thank you), after all, if I want to flush 21 golf balls, all I have to do is go to the course. At least then I'd enjoy (more or less) the process.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13024392628362568010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-25435197192748897022010-02-10T08:36:03.256-05:002010-02-10T08:36:03.256-05:00now have an african violet on your toilet! that i...now have an african violet on your toilet! that is fucking funny stuff.<br />and, ummm, enjoy your new crapper!hello haha narfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07172128004814968237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974479864897892693.post-14001121862413865652010-02-10T02:27:29.093-05:002010-02-10T02:27:29.093-05:00Seriously, I want one of those toilets. Hope you ...Seriously, I want one of those toilets. Hope you enjoy it!HEATHERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06324130429322268692noreply@blogger.com