21 May 2012

Dialog, Part 33

Scene: Me, at the Mall of Georgia, shopping with my sorority sister Toni and her step-daughter Lulu. We're in Aerie, that American Eagle lingerie store. Like teenagers need lingerie. But, who am I to shout at the wind?

Saleslady to me and Toni: Can I help you ladies with anything?

Toni: Nope, we're just waiting on our daughter.

Saleslady: o_O *Walks off*

Toni: o_O... Did I just say that out loud?

Me: YES YOU DID! You realize that Lulu looks like you, so she thinks you're the egg donor/woman in the relationship.

Toni: So?

Me: I'M THE ONE LOOKING AT THE BOY SHORTS! That means I'm the butch.

Toni: *Grinning furiously*

Me: *Stomping off to find high heels and makeup*
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7 comments:

  1. AnnieMay 21, 2012 at 8:13 AM

    Crack. me. up.

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  2. Michael from dadcation.comMay 21, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

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  3. markparker21May 21, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    I can't see you I high heels. Boy shorts?

    Parker

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  4. sybil lawMay 21, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Hahahaha!

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  5. GrantMay 22, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    You should have run with the concept and made out with her. You have to admit, that would make for a really great blog post.

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  6. MeganMay 23, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    High heels and boy shorts? That's hot. :)

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  7. hello haha narfMay 23, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    magnificent!

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