01 January 2008

Dialog, Part 2

Me: Is that Gods and Generals?

Ty-man: Yep.

Me: Who is that?

Ty-man: General Stonewall Jackson, played by Stephen Lang.

Me: You know? Those yak-fur beards just look too neat. If that was really Jackson, his beard would probably be really scraggly. I mean, it's a war.

Ty-man: Yeah, true. But, he probably had some lackey trim his beard for him.

Me: General perks?

Ty-man: Yeah.

Me: Not me. If I'm a general fighting a war? I don't want no beard-trimming perks. I want the Godiva-dark-chocolate-eating perks. That's for me.

Ty-man: Only you.


The Ferryman said...

Yep. That's why the Union lost the war.

Avitable said...

Shit, I want beard-trimming perks now.

Unknown said...

Yup. Only you.

Cricky said...

it's all about prioritizing.