19 December 2008

Dialog, Part 19

Ty-man: While hanging up his coat in our coat closet. Good Lord, woman! You have like six coats! I have no space for my piddling three!

Me: Well, I guess it's a good thing that we're a heterosexual couple and not a lesbian couple. Then we'd have no coat closet space.

Ty-man: Naw. I'd be the butch lesbian. We'd still be OK.

Me: Laughing hysterically and crossing my legs so I wouldn't pee myself.


Anonymous said...

Niiiiice. Ty-man would be a butch lesbian with a sense of humor, I see;)

kaila said...

I hate the whole "you have more closet space than me" conversations. I have to hear it all the time - and I think it is because my OBH is the butch lesbian. (he almost has as many shoes as I do)

Gypsy said...

At least he knows this about himself.

Although in our family, Lancelot is the one with all the coats.

Anonymous said...

If his coats are always piddling he doesn't deserve to keep them in the closet anyway.

Trukindog said...

You almost peed huh? You'll crap yourself if he gives you a strap on for Christmas. :)

Anonymous said...

HAHA! I'm the butch here, my man is such a b**ch!