13 August 2009

Calendar Girl, Part 2

Happy Blogiversary to me! Happy Blogiversary to me! Happy Blogiversary dear CofaCMGD! Happy Blogiversary to me!

(Enough of that. We'll cover more of that momentous occasion tomorrow. Promise.)

OK. Did everyone survive the pictures from yesterday? Good.

Are you ready for more? Excellent. Here we go.

Yes, July was me in the tub. Did you know that if you add bubble bath to a jacuzzi tub and then turn on the jacuzzi jets, that the bubbles just go out of control? Yeah. That bath was more bubbles than water. I was worried the bathroom was going to fill up with bubbles before Christian got the shot!

August. Yep. That's me. In Cozumel. In my Dive Goddess skin. Shut up.

Of course you're all familiar with September! There's a story behind this picture. Christian and I rolled up to a local Baptist church for this photo and during this entire shoot, I had the construction workers across the street hooping and hollering. Later that night, Christian's husband Ricky accidentally exposed the film to light. That's right. No pictures. We had to re-do them, catcalls and all. I told Ricky under no uncertain terms that if he exposed the film again then he would be in the Catholic schoolgirl outfit getting the whistles and rude comments. Needless to say, he didn't touch Christian's camera.

October. My favorite month. So much so that why do one picture when you can have two?

Yes. I licked the knife. Fear me.

November. Do you know how hard it is to find an adult-sized cheerleader costume on the Web? And not sound like a perv? Yeah.

And after all of that, I needed something rather innocuous for December.

Hope you guys enjoyed these pictures as much as Ty-man and I have! Tomorrow, we kick off the Second Blogiversary Party!


HEATHER said...

Is it wrong that I think that your eye make-up and lipstick in the October pictures looks really pretty and very flattering for you?
Don't answer that!

Maggie May said...

hey there, new here and this was cracking me up! love the silly and fun. also love the movie 'coal miners daughter'

Jeni said...

Pretty cool -coal miner's calendar girl!

Dave2 said...

You should totally go goth! That look with the pumpkin is slammin'!

Joe @ IrrationalDad said...

My brain is screaming at me, "DON'T BE INAPPROPRIATE IN THE COMMENTS, JOE!!!!"

So.... great pictures.

Avitable said...

Can I buy one of these?

Happy blogiversary!

hello haha narf said...

happy, happy blogiversary!!!

i am all about impressed with your friend's photography and your being totally photogenic. these photos are perfect! thanks for sharing.

That One said...

Oh what fun! Happy Bloggy-versary.

(I agree with Heather and Dave2 - I think your look in the October pictures is wonderful! Not everyone can pull off bright red lipstick.)

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I always wondered about the schoolgirl photo. Cool to know the back story, though the Baptist church bit creeps me out a bit. Hubbie loved looking at the other photos last night. Now that he's met you, he's starting to understand the whole blog thing a little better.

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

I'm totally in awe. Those pictures are fabulous!

I'm way too chicken shit to have so many pictures taken of me. I try to hide from the camera. Something I need to overcome.

I know you did that for your husband, but your kids are totally going to love having so many great shots of mom when they're older.

Patois42 said...

Fabulous! Wow! I love them all. You knife-lickin' chick.

Miss Britt said...

Holy SHIT.

This is amazing. These pictures are you - rawr.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

These are awesome! Like I said, I'll expect mine when I see you again in October.

MarĂ­a said...

Best wife EVER. Every possible fantasy, yes?

RJ said...

Love your october pictures! It's my favorite month too. Probably because I have a combination of my b-day followed by Halloween 4 days later...

sybil law said...

Best. Calender. Ever!!!
Seriously - you are just beautiful. Even licking a knife. :P

Anonymous said...

What a wonderful idea and very nice results!

marty said...

Not everyone should do a calendar. You should. Unfortunately, most people I know should be precluded by law.

John D. said...


Happy Blogiversary Heather! (we're only about 2 months apart, you and me) : )

Faiqa said...

That was so cool! And, wow, you have an amazing smile.

Gypsy said...

So cute!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Other Heather - No, it's not wrong. It was fun getting made up for the October photos!

Maggie May - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you liked the pics!

Jeni - Exactly!

Dave2 - Like, goth everyday or just on special occasions?

IrrationalDad - You can be as inappropriate as you want. :)

Avitable - Um, sure? I'll have to figure out a price.

Hello Haha Narf - Thanks, darlin'!

Tuli - Hey, I didn't think I could either until I saw the pictures.

NATUI - Oh, Lord. That means he's one step away from starting a blog of his own!

MommyCosm - You need to do a calendar for the hubby for 2010. Give a go. You'll have so much fun!

Patois - Thanks, hon!

Britt - Why, thank you. :)

Muskrat - Between you and Adam, that makes two calendars. Done.

Immoral Matriarch - You commented! You commented! Woo hoo!

RJ - Glad you liked!

Sybil Law - Thanks, hon!

Ren - Thanks very much!

Marty - You should do a calendar with me. Now that? Would be all kinds of awesome!

John - We're blogging twins!!!! :)

Faiqa - Woman. You just gave birth. I'm amazed you're coherent enough to read and comment on this here blog. I would be a drooling, babbling mess. I bow to your amazing-ness.

Gypsy - Thanks!