13 January 2010

Dialog, Part 28

Me: In bed, trying to relax, watching Ty-man read through a draft of his company's proposal. Um, so how's it going?

Ty-man: OK.

Me: How many pages is it?

Ty-man: 105. But we need to trim it down.

Me: Wait a minute. How long was the customer's proposal request?


Exactly. My point. Those f*ckers can manage to read 105 measly pages. In fact, let's add one more page depicting my bare ass on a copy machine and make it one-oh-six.



Lynda said...

These are the anti-Mexico people, right? Because if you want to make it 107, I can copy a body part for you too!

Molly's Mom said...


Annie said...

You crack me up! I hope this proposal is finished soon - for everyone's sake!

Megan said...

Wanna try for an even 108?

Unknown said...

Can I have a copy?

marty said...

I can copy a body part too. But I would have to use the 11 X 17 paper and shrink it down so it fits on a regular page. (so he wished)

Not Afraid to Use It said...

He is so awesome.

Momisodes said...

That is awesome. What a great way to close the proposal :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is almost over, if I could ever get the F#!^ word 2007 to print the F#$* thing without G*S& the F*&%#ng page numbers.

My costing volume is 112 pages plus my subcontractors ate up 29 so I only have 9 pages for blogger body parts, but alas I used up all the 11x17 sheets sorry.

Now,if Adobe Acrobat Pro 9 would hurry up and download so I could try it, I could maybe make it to Kinkos and back before the wife and kids wakeup.