25 December 2007

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, fellow inhabitants of the blogosphere! I haven't been here in a few days, but I gotta tell ya, it's not because I don't love you, it's because of family. Blood is thicker than a DSL connection and I needed to spend uninterrupted time with the 'rents, aunts, uncles, cousins, and sech. So, I'm taking a quick break from all the hubbub (you know, bleaching the upper lip, brushing the hair, putting on clothes so that dear Uncle Bruce doesn't think I'm a total freak of nature for being in scary Christmas PJs at 11AM) and posting to you, my loyal peeps.

For you, Not Afraid to Use It, you are AWESOME! With a capital HELL YEAH! Merry Christmas, hon! I hope you're having a wonderful morning with Little Bird and Little Man and that the MIL-from-hell is behaving herself.

Mom to the Fey, I was so busy that I didn't wish you a proper Happy Yule! I hope Tree Fairie had a most excellent holiday and that your family and friends celebrated merrily!

Military Mom, you kick ass! I love my award (to be covered in our next posting) and hope you haven't turned to icicles up there in the extreme north US of A. Merry Christmas, hon!

MommyCosm, I'm not at all jealous that you're in fabulous Aruba for Christmas (bitch!) and that you'll return home with a tan (ho!) and well-rested (ass!). Nope, not jealous at all.... Kidding! I hope you're soaking up some rays for me and having a WONDERFUL time!

Mr. Fabulous, you wild man, you crazy man, you originator of all things sculpey and profane, I hope you and Mrs. Fabulous have a wonderful Christmas. Wish you were here to scare the family! Love ya!

Avitable, I hope your bubonic plague has run it's course, that the ninjas have left your lungs, and that all is well in Altamonte Springs. Have a great one, sweetie!

Miss Britt, I know you're on the fast-track to feeling better and I know that this Christmas will be one to remember. Don't use the stapler on the hubby today (maybe tomorrow) and enjoy those beautiful kids of yours!

If there's anyone I've forgotten, let me know! I apologize! Merry Christmas you guys and everyone out there and I hope you're having a great day with family and/or friends!

Love, Heather

8 comments:

MilitaryMom said...

Merry Christmas to you too, Heather! And no, I'm not turning to a popsicle because I've decided I AM NOT LEAVING the house today under any circumstances! It's cold, and windy, and I am lazy. Have a great day and enjoy your family.

B said...

You have a beautiful family! Those babies are adorable and you and Ty-man are very blessed, but I'm sure you already know that! Hope you're having a wonderful day with your family, even if you did have to get dressed. (It's already 2:20 p.m. here and I'm still wearing my pj's. Ha, ha, are you jealous?) Merry Christmas from sunny (75 degrees) California (now I know you must be getting jealous!) :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

That is an awesome family picture! And look at you, not an ounce of fat on you, you freak.

Merry Christmas, guys!

Avitable said...

Still....dying. Merry....christmas ..... can...... only...... speak..... like..... this......

Andrea said...

Woman, you rock! :) Thank you so much!

That is an awesome family picture! You all look so happy! It has a very dream-like quality to it...

And what's wrong with wearing PJs at llAM? :)

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I just now saw this! How the hell did I miss THIS!!! I hope you had a FABULOUS holiday! My MIL was thousands of miles away--and that was one of the best gifts I could have received! LOL And we only had to skype with her for like 3 minutes! WooHoo!!

T. said...

Is that your family? They're beautiful. I especially like how well you all color coordinated yourself to each other. (I know that sounds shallow, but oh well) Awesome pic.

Teri said...

Yeah, biatch, you forgot me. Or do I have to have a blog to get good wishes for the holidays? :-)