But...
You could go to prison. And, that's not worth it.
What I've got next door to me is sooooooo much better.
She's not a drug dealer. She's not a cartel leader. She's not even a meth cooker.
She's a Girl Scout Troop Leader.
And this is her garage:
Damn.
And allow me to introduce you to her guard dog:
Yeah, I know. Not much of a guard dog. That's why I'm going in tonight. Anyone with me?
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That was a rhetorical question, right? Because I totally need a meth lab.
Cookies? Cookies aren't hard to get. I can get my own damn cookies.
Girl Scout cookies are evil! They taunt me and tell me that a size 12 or 14 or 16... wouldn't be all that bad, right?
No1 No! Step away!!!
Peace - D
I'll be there tonight. We'll split it 50/50.
I call the Samoas.
Our living used to look like that when I was growing up. It's a shame I never appreciated the true value then.
I have 10 boxes of Thin Mints on their way to me right now.
I was a Girl Scout leader for one year and my co-leader had to be the Keeper of the Cookies or I would have eaten them all myself! You're right, Heather, those cookies are way better than a Meth lab. Who needs drugs when you've got "kiddie cocaine"! So count me in for your "steal" tonight. What time did you say? I'm sooo there! :)
Oh dearie, I am so glad I don't know where you live or I would be right there with you grabbing the caramel delights!
You know back when I used to be a girl scout, I never wanted or even cared for these cookies. Like b said they are "kiddie cocaine"!
Heather Page
I could eat at least 200 samoas in one sitting. I need to go find a girl scout.
I'm fighting Jayna for those Samoas. LOL Great post, girl. I hope you are feeling better.
Fab - Yeah, but these are Girl Scout cookies. Big difference. Maybe? They put meth in the cookies. Makes 'em addictive. Yeah, that's it!
Momma - I limit myself to just two Thin Mints a day. :-)
Avitable - Done! Bring your black knit cap, baby!
Jayna - I'll trade you some Somoas for those Vicks humidifier drops...
Britt - You go, girl!
B - You just get here when you can! :-)
Other Heather - Even when I sold them, I always had a Thin Mint appreciation. Friggin' crack!
OK, Where Was I? - Go forth, my sista!
NATUI - I am feeling better. I got out over the weekend and it helped immensely!
Together, we can so take on that dog. And the killer girl scouts that go with it! I won't tell if you don't.
And I am feeling better too. Thanks for caring last week! It was nice to get a message out of the blue from you!
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