Georgia Advertising On a Budget

This post wrote itself, courtesy of Mr. David McTaggart. See, I'm driving down the highway, on my way to Wally World for eight boxes of Acuvue contact lenses. (Gettin' the hook up.) And there he was, in his GMC van.

David McTaggart
Hardwood Flooring
404-yadda, yadda, yadda - number, something, maybe a 1, number
(Wha? You thought I would publish this guy's number? I'm nice, but nice enough to provide free adverts...)

But, it wasn't a really nice magnetic sign on the side of his van or a nice tire cover on the back. No. Obviously David is trying to save on his advertising budget because this is what I saw:





So, here's the funny part. I see him while I'm driving. I'm laughing my ass off. And I'm pissed because if I try to take a picture of his car with my phone, I'm so going to wreck. And that? Would suck. So, I sadly drive away and pull into Wal-Mart, only to see him pull in behind me. I stealthily park several spaces away, watch him exit his car and walk up to Wal-Mart, and then take my pictures. I was just waiting for someone to call me out.

Yeah, so all you need is a car big enough to carry the equipment needed to do your business, and a Sharpie® to advertise said business across your car.
(Note: Sharpie® will not work on a dark-colored car. White, gold, silver, or yellow is best.)

Thanks for writing my blog post, David. I needed the material!