All Citizens! Alert!
Be on the look-out for this dangerous criminal! He may be young, but he's crafty. His name is J-man, but he answers to Bubba Bear, Booger, Goober, and 25 Cent. He is addicted to Cheerios and he will stop at nothing to feed said addiction! He will steal from his brother, sister, parents, and even you! He is also known to free-base whole, organic milk which typically causes a dribble of white on his chin and a blank stare on his face.
Be warned! Lock your refrigerators! Booby-trap your cereal boxes! Protect your breakfast foods at all costs! If you see this criminal in your area, please call your local police!
Or, just lead him back to our house with a trail of O's. He'll meekly follow, eating as he goes.
Still, though. Hide your milk. And your women.
8 comments:
AWW!! Too cute!!
I know one little speckled bean of a dog that would give him a run for his money. Hmm, maybe I could put Bodhi in business as an O's crime-sniffing dog!
Seriously. They have canisters of Cheerios for the dogs in every room at my vet's office. And Bodhi knows where they all are. He's addicted. If you find a 12-step Cheerio-fiends Anonymous, let me know!
Peace - D
I say we put him and E in a room and have a death match for the Cheerios. She'd give him a run for him money, that's for sure.
Oh, and? TAG, you're it.
See my blog - D
Oh noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Would he be expected to swim the Atlantic?
You make me giggle :)
*giggles*
He's SO cute!!
Other Heather - Waaaay cute.
Momma - Dude, we're going to have to get those two together for a competition!
Jayna - Yeah, baby! I'm all for that! Should we get some pom-poms for us moms to cheer?
Momma - Tag duly noted!
Dutchbitch - Possibly. We'll stick him in some arm swimmers. He'll be fine. Yeah.
Fab - A giggling Fab. A picture to behold!
Melissa - That he is!
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