25 February 2009

Kitchen Porn

Two years ago the Pampered Chef mafia forced me to purchase one of these. And honestly? It's awesome. I use it to simultaneously core and slice apples as well as pears, and it takes me all of two seconds to fix fruit for the kids' lunches and dinners.

But the pears. Oh, the pears. Whenever I core/slice a Bosc pear? The core? It's well...

Glory be, but I think my kitchen might need an NC-17 rating:


I'm just sayin'...

10 comments:

Trukindog said...

Wow a Jewish Pear! :-)

Turnbaby said...

LMAO!!

Giggle Pixie said...

LOL!

DutchBitch said...

OMG... that kinda kitchen stuff could make a person all giddy!

kaila said...

Wow! I don't know what to say.

Gypsy said...

I may have to get me one of those. The slicer thing, not the penis pear. Although...

sybil law said...

Need video to go with this.
Bong chicka bong ....

A Free Man said...

I think you've got a dirty mind.

Just sayin'

Patois said...

So that's why I couldn't see this post from the school yesterday. You were blocked!

presen said...

Redtube