13 April 2009

Dialog, Part 23

The conversation while driving back from the grandparents' house this Easter Sunday:

J-man: Mama! Hold me!

Me: I can't, honey, we're in the car. Mama and Papa would go to jail if I held you and you would have to go live with another family.

Ty-man: And Mama and Papa would have to sleep on hard concrete beds.

Me: And there's no conjugal visits in prison.

Ty-man: Yeah, and those concrete beds would hurt Papa's back.

Me: No chiropractors in prison.

Ty-man: Nope.

Me: Except for that murderer rapist you meet in the shower stall.

Ty-man: "Drop that soap and I'll take care of that L5 vertebra for ya!"

9 comments:

DutchBitch said...

J-man: "Mama? What is conjugal?"

Molly's Mom said...

TG my husband and I aren't the only ones who have conversations like this. ; )

Teri said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

LOL.

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!

A Free Man said...

So, J-man's response?

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Which is why I love the two of you!!!

HEATHER said...

Too much!
Remember no Tempur-pedic's in prison either!

Gypsy said...

Giggle.