All this took place while I was trying to take a quiet shower. Yeah, don't I wish.
Miss-Miss: Examining me with much scrutiny and looking at herself in the mirror. Mama. Do I have arms just like you?
Miss-Miss: And do I have feet just like you?
Miss-Miss: How 'bout my hands?
Me: Yes, honey, just like mine.
Miss-Miss: Pulling up her dress. And my nipples? And my vulva? Just like yours?
Me: With my shampoo-covered head in my hands, shaking so hard with laughter that I'm about to pee in the shower. Yes, honey. Just like mine.