You'll need to start with 1,400 gallons of SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Next, crack open a "Bumblebee" Chevy Camaro:
And insert one very happy blogger for a five mile drive around Chicago. Don't forget that smidge of "Heck, yeah baby! I'm haulin' ass!"
Next, you'll need a pail full of brass cow's milk:
(Yes, those are udders. Not balls. Dude, I know my bovine anatomy.)
And you absolutely can't forget a cup of sweet and sour Avitable:
Next, you'll sprinkle in a vial of Sparklecorn:
With a pinch of glitter:
Throw in a pitcher of Funky Cold Medina:
(Yes, Father Muskrat. You are live on the YouTube!)
Of course, if you don't sift in the Bloggess's laughter, then the whole thing is just gonna fall flat:
And Oh. My. Word. Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper makes it all perfectly moist! (Yes, Crystal! I said moist!)
Oh, and? Take the whole thing 103 floors up:
And stir vigorously until it all just piddles down your legs because you're terrified of that whole 103 floors thing:
And after baking at a balmy, sunny, 85 degrees, you finally end up with an awesome time at BlogHer with the most excellent of roomies. Linda, I had an awesome time! Thank you so very much!