Ed. Note: DragonCon can be a wild and crazy place. Not only do you have Stormtroopers running around willy-nilly, there are superheros with guts, fairies with attitudes, wanna-be hobbits, and just a shit-ton of sci-fi/fantasy nerds and geeks all out for a good time. At night, the parties get cranking and here are a couple texts I exchanged with my sweet Stef, a fellow ghost hunter, out having a great time in the DragonCon melee. She wrote this post, people. She is teh funneh!
Me: How many drinks have you had?
Stef: I mean idk - 5 vodka crans? A whole bottle of mojitos
Me: OMFG! How are you still standing?
Stef: Who knows
Stef: But I can still knock a bitch out. I Gots my boots on
Stef: Get to try walking soon! Wish ne luck
Two days later...
Stef: We went to a rainbow flag gay party and a WoW* party and Brett vag and cock blocked me twice! WTF!
* World of Warcraft for all you uneducated boobs.