09 February 2010

Beware What You Google

For the Hell of it, I Googled my first and last name last week. And this is what I found on WikiAnswers (poor spelling and grammar left in place because, well, it's just awesome):

Question: Is heather dumbass* a lesbion trany part chicken alien?

Answer: Yes she oncetook me up 2 her spaceship and herpart roostermom and dad raped my parent whilst her an herbrother chased me round the giant spaceship barn with sex whips an fluffy hand-cufs and botllesof chiken hormnes

I. Shit. You. Not.

So, you've now been warned. I'm a lesbion (not lesbian, mind you) trany part chicken alien.

Pardon me while I go chase the neighbors with "botllesof chiken hormnes."

*Not my real last name. Well, on some days it is.

9 comments:

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

I'm standing on the shoreline in Aruba. Waving to you. Do you see me?!?

Have a GREAT time :)

Not Afraid To Use It said...

I'll bet it was the HOA asshole who posted that.

sybil law said...

WTF?!
Hahahaha!
I had no idea you were so much fun!!!
Hahaha

Titanium said...

oh. my. freakin'. god.

Nice.

LceeL said...

You can chase me around with sex whips an fluffy hand-cufs any time you like. Just leave the botllesof chiken hormnes at home. 'K?

Faiqa said...

chiken. it's the other white meat? my bet is on douchey HOA guy. (this message brought to you sans caps by yusuf).

Muskrat said...

Terrified.

Patois said...

Oh, yeah, NATUI has nailed it.

You're part duck, yeah?

And you're American-born, so you ain't no alien.

And, thanks for the idea, because I am so gonna do that to some people who piss me off. But, no, not any half-ducks.

A Free Man said...

Man, mine is really boring in comparison. I need to get a bit funkier with my life...