Setting 1: Ty-man is in the sunroom playing "traffic jam" with kids. This means they've taken all their collectible Chevron cars from Nana and have lined them up. I walk in.
Ty-man: Do you know what your daughter just said?!?
Ty-man: She drove her pink convertible up to this car and said, "Get out of my way, stupid lady!" I told her that isn't nice and not how we talk to people.
Me: Yeah. She got that from me. I'll own that.
Me: Hey, I've really cleaned up my language. This time five years ago, instead of saying "Get out of my way, stupid lady!" I was screaming "Move your fucking ass you fucking cow!"
Ty-man: There is that.
Scene 2: We're in the car driving back to the house. It's evening and the stars are out.
Ty-man: Look! There's Venus!
J-man: Where's the penis?
Ty-man and Me: Laughing so hard we can barely breathe.
J-man: Completely confused. Where's the penis?