Kroger Cashier: Blue and orange nail polish? Wow, you're into the weird colors, aren't you?
Me: It's not for me, it's for my kids.
KC: Gives me the stink-eye.
Me: My sons.
KC: Gives me the stink-eye with raised eyebrows.
Me: They're four and three.
KC: Oh, well, then it's OK.
Me: Yeah, they saw their sister getting hot pink toes and they wanted hot pink toes and their father said Over my dead body! and I said Well, what about blue? and the youngest chanted Blue! Blue! and his older brother said I want orangschsssse!
KC: You know, I paint my brother's toenails.
Me: Oh, what? Is he like, five?
KC: Nope. He's 23.
Me: Well, OK. I don't feel so weird then.
KC: Lady, you're buying "Candy Corn" and "Blue Streak" nail polish, for your toddler sons, at a Kroger, at 11:30 PM.
Me: Yeah, there is that.