Hi! You have reached Heather's blog. She's not in right now because she was too busy yesterday to write about anything of consequence for her blog. Why was she too busy? Well, because she was looking at a smidge of this:
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A bit of this:
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And a lot of this:
All during a showing of this:
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Give her time. She'll eventually recover. Please leave a comment at the beep and she'll return to the blogverse as soon as she wipes up the dried drool.