18 February 2011

Have You Ever...

Have you ever felt your head itch and reached through your hair to scratch and as you're blissfully scratching the head-itch, your fingernails hit a pimple you didn't know was there and in hitting the pimple, you inadvertently pop it, causing the pimple, and you, extreme discomfort to the point that your scalp feels like it's on fire and your whole body gets the owie-chills and when you try to part your hair and look in the mirror and find the zit so you can go EEEEWWWWWW!!!! NASTY!!!!! you actually end up wrenching out your back/shoulders, thereby ruining your afternoon?

I seem to have had one of those weeks.

T.G.I.F.

6 comments:

Employee No. 3699 said...

Eeeewwww! And yes.

But look on the bright side. It's better than getting a pimple just inside one of your nostrils. Those hurt like a son-of-a-bitch and make your eyes water.

Hope the end of your week is better than the beginning.

Grant said...

No. But I have awakened and felt like I was freezing, so I jumped out of bed and turned up the heat but that didn't help much so I did that several more times and then I had a coughing fit which churned my stomach to the point that I wanted to vomit which made me sweat and wish for some cold air so then I shut off the heat and turned on a fan and opened the windows and flopped on the bed and recited the "I will not puke" mantra until my stomach quelled enough to allow me to go to work. I call that "the day that ended with a 'y' day".

Avitable said...

EWWWW.

No.

Luckily.

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha

TGIF, indeed.

Patois said...

No.

metalmom said...

Oh yeah....