Scene: Me, at the Mall of Georgia, shopping with my sorority sister Toni and her step-daughter Lulu. We're in Aerie, that American Eagle lingerie store. Like teenagers need lingerie. But, who am I to shout at the wind?
Saleslady to me and Toni: Can I help you ladies with anything?
Toni: Nope, we're just waiting on our daughter.
Saleslady: o_O *Walks off*
Toni: o_O... Did I just say that out loud?
Me: YES YOU DID! You realize that Lulu looks like you, so she thinks you're the egg donor/woman in the relationship.
Me: I'M THE ONE LOOKING AT THE BOY SHORTS! That means I'm the butch.
Toni: *Grinning furiously*
Me: *Stomping off to find high heels and makeup*