Showing posts with label covenants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label covenants. Show all posts

01 October 2008

Carpal Tunnel

I volunteered to co-chair my subdivision's covenants re-write committee. And? For a price? I volunteered to re-type said covenants into a more readable format (a far cry from the created-on-a-typewriter/WordPerfect 2.1 piece of crap we have now). Thus far, at page 22 of the Microsoft Word single-spaced 12 pt. Cambria document I currently control (Mwha-ha-ha-ha! I own you people! Beer cans and flamingos in my front yard! Chain link... Sorry. Out of control there.), I'm ready to cut off my hands. I haven't typed this much since my heady technical writing days. Anyhoo, I decided to pull the document thus far into a Wordle. Here's what I've got:



I think I'll just turn it in to the Board of Directors as a Wordle and make t-shirts for each property owner. Have a question about where to put your trash can? Look at your t-shirt. Can you buy a basketball goal for your son? Look at the t-shirt.

Genius.

The HOA president is gonna kill me.