31 August 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate August

And, here is this Friday's top ten:

10. It's too friggin' hot!

9. There aren't any major holidays.

8. It's a 31-day month that follows a 31-day month.

7. It's too danged hot!

6. My sod turns brown no matter how much it's watered.

5. Trying to wear all of my white clothes before Labor Day is just too stressful.

4. HOT!!!!! (Pant, pant, sweat dribbles...)

3. Water restrictions (see #6).

2 1/2. (OK, OK, this is turning into a top 11 list). Peridot is such a lame birthstone.

2. My morning cup of coffee may wake me up, but I'm sweating before I finish it!

1. Did I mention I'm wilting in this heat?

Thank God tomorrow's September! Woo hoo!

1 comment:

anthonyandbeth said...

i am SO with you! this 100 degree weather is TOO much. We had 80's and a breeze this weekend and I had almost forgotten how much I really do like being outside! here's to cooler weather...very soon! :)