22 September 2007

September 22 Weekend Quote

Toast always lands buttered-side down, and a cat always lands feet first. I propose we strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches from the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a hovering monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. - John Frazee from the Journal of Irreproducible Results

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