03 March 2008

Do the Covenants Allow This?

Who needs a crystal meth lab? I mean, really. Yeah, sure, the meth gives you an amazing high and there's the whole "I'm breaking the law" fun of it.


You could go to prison. And, that's not worth it.

What I've got next door to me is sooooooo much better.

She's not a drug dealer. She's not a cartel leader. She's not even a meth cooker.

She's a Girl Scout Troop Leader.

And this is her garage:


And allow me to introduce you to her guard dog:

Yeah, I know. Not much of a guard dog. That's why I'm going in tonight. Anyone with me?


The Ferryman said...

That was a rhetorical question, right? Because I totally need a meth lab.

Cookies? Cookies aren't hard to get. I can get my own damn cookies.

RiverPoet said...

Girl Scout cookies are evil! They taunt me and tell me that a size 12 or 14 or 16... wouldn't be all that bad, right?

No1 No! Step away!!!

Peace - D

Avitable said...

I'll be there tonight. We'll split it 50/50.

jayna said...

I call the Samoas.

Our living used to look like that when I was growing up. It's a shame I never appreciated the true value then.

Miss Britt said...

I have 10 boxes of Thin Mints on their way to me right now.

B said...

I was a Girl Scout leader for one year and my co-leader had to be the Keeper of the Cookies or I would have eaten them all myself! You're right, Heather, those cookies are way better than a Meth lab. Who needs drugs when you've got "kiddie cocaine"! So count me in for your "steal" tonight. What time did you say? I'm sooo there! :)

HEATHER said...

Oh dearie, I am so glad I don't know where you live or I would be right there with you grabbing the caramel delights!
You know back when I used to be a girl scout, I never wanted or even cared for these cookies. Like b said they are "kiddie cocaine"!
Heather Page

Ok, Where Was I? said...

I could eat at least 200 samoas in one sitting. I need to go find a girl scout.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I'm fighting Jayna for those Samoas. LOL Great post, girl. I hope you are feeling better.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Fab - Yeah, but these are Girl Scout cookies. Big difference. Maybe? They put meth in the cookies. Makes 'em addictive. Yeah, that's it!

Momma - I limit myself to just two Thin Mints a day. :-)

Avitable - Done! Bring your black knit cap, baby!

Jayna - I'll trade you some Somoas for those Vicks humidifier drops...

Britt - You go, girl!

B - You just get here when you can! :-)

Other Heather - Even when I sold them, I always had a Thin Mint appreciation. Friggin' crack!

OK, Where Was I? - Go forth, my sista!

NATUI - I am feeling better. I got out over the weekend and it helped immensely!

Military Mom said...

Together, we can so take on that dog. And the killer girl scouts that go with it! I won't tell if you don't.

And I am feeling better too. Thanks for caring last week! It was nice to get a message out of the blue from you!