30 April 2008


You've got to be kidding me. Check this out:

No, Avitable, I'm not flipping you off. But do take a look at my middle finger. Do you see that red area? No? Try this:

It's a bruise. On the tip/side of my finger. WTF?

I woke up yesterday morning and kept feeling pain and discomfort whenever the tip of that finger pressed against something:
  • the baby food jar
  • the button on the coffee bean grinder
  • the shampoo bottle lid
When I got out of the shower, I discovered that discoloration which leads me to believe that I've bruised it. How? Beats the hell out of me. How does one bruise the tip of a finger? Leave it to me to be the first.

So, since it hurts to type, this is your CofaCMG post for the day. Sorry. Just kiss each of your fingertips and be thankful they don't hurt.


Not Afraid to Use It said...

How did you bruise your finger? Um, you DID read my What Do YOU Do In Your Sleep post, didn't you? LOL

Anonymous said...

Yeah, seriously... do we need to spell it out for you?

Too much of a good thing will get you a bruise on thát finger...

Just sayin'

Avitable said...

Yeah, clearly you need to lay off the masturbation for a bit.

RiverPoet said...

Ouch! How DO you bruise the tip of your finger, other than slamming it in a car door?

I prescribe ice and lots of booze...

Peace - D

Unknown said...

I don't even want to know!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

NATUI - Truthfully, I think I bruised it in a fit of "Fucking Bellsouth!" madness, whacking my notebook's keyboard/mouse key a bit too hard. Yeah.

Dutchbitch - HA!

Avitable - You wish!

Momma - Ooooo, slamming in the car door. Ow, ow, ow!

Teri - Yes you do! Admit it!

Liz Hill said...

Maybe the memory of dulcimer playing;-)

.:| Melissa.Mizladytaz |:. said...

I've had that happen before, lots even! I always get random bruises, and have no clue where they came from. Even BIG HUGE one's on my thigh and I'm like WTF?? I wasn't even drunk last night, didn't have any wild sex ... WTF???? I get these big ole purple bruises on my thumbs every once in a while too. They hurt somethin feirce!! NO clue where they came from either! *shrugs* I even get them sometimes on my finger tips, but those, I know where they come from. From poking my fingers umpteen times a day to check my blood sugar, yet, surprisingly, those have never hurt! *shrugs* And yea, I have actually gotten some from beating on my keyboard or desk cuz of the puter being stupid, OR bellsouth, on occasion, when it decides it wants to be stupid! I've actually had pretty good luck with Bellsouth DSL. Hope your finger gets to feelin better quickly!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Turnbaby - Could be, m'dear.

Melissa - Oh, I dread the day of blood sugar finger pricking. Blech.