21 May 2012

Dialog, Part 33

Scene: Me, at the Mall of Georgia, shopping with my sorority sister Toni and her step-daughter Lulu. We're in Aerie, that American Eagle lingerie store. Like teenagers need lingerie. But, who am I to shout at the wind?

Saleslady to me and Toni: Can I help you ladies with anything?

Toni: Nope, we're just waiting on our daughter.

Saleslady: o_O *Walks off*

Toni: o_O... Did I just say that out loud?

Me: YES YOU DID! You realize that Lulu looks like you, so she thinks you're the egg donor/woman in the relationship.

Toni: So?

Me: I'M THE ONE LOOKING AT THE BOY SHORTS! That means I'm the butch.

Toni: *Grinning furiously*

Me: *Stomping off to find high heels and makeup*

7 comments:

Annie said...

Crack. me. up.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

markparker21 said...

I can't see you I high heels. Boy shorts?

Parker

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!

Grant said...

You should have run with the concept and made out with her. You have to admit, that would make for a really great blog post.

Megan said...

High heels and boy shorts? That's hot. :)

hello haha narf said...

magnificent!