21 May 2012

Dialog, Part 33

Scene: Me, at the Mall of Georgia, shopping with my sorority sister Toni and her step-daughter Lulu. We're in Aerie, that American Eagle lingerie store. Like teenagers need lingerie. But, who am I to shout at the wind?

Saleslady to me and Toni: Can I help you ladies with anything?

Toni: Nope, we're just waiting on our daughter.

Saleslady: o_O *Walks off*

Toni: o_O... Did I just say that out loud?

Me: YES YOU DID! You realize that Lulu looks like you, so she thinks you're the egg donor/woman in the relationship.

Toni: So?

Me: I'M THE ONE LOOKING AT THE BOY SHORTS! That means I'm the butch.

Toni: *Grinning furiously*

Me: *Stomping off to find high heels and makeup*


Annie said...

Crack. me. up.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

markparker21 said...

I can't see you I high heels. Boy shorts?


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Grant said...

You should have run with the concept and made out with her. You have to admit, that would make for a really great blog post.

Megan said...

High heels and boy shorts? That's hot. :)

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