01 January 2008

Happy New Year!

Three words for you:

Urinary. Tract. Infection.

One more word.

Joy.

Later 'taters!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn.

The remedy: pure cranberry juice.

NOT the cranberry juice cocktail with all the other crap in it. The pure, simply cranberry juice. It's spendy, but so worth it.

Oh, and eat bread with it so it doesn't irritate your tummy.

Take care.

Happy New Year!

When you feel better, TGQDC is up again.

XO

RiverPoet said...

OUCH! I hate those.

I second the cranberry juice recommendation. There is also a little product called Azo Standard on the feminine products aisle that will help. It will stain your pee orange, but it helps with pain.

Peace and gentle hugs - D

T. said...

I'd even recommend making he Cranberry smoothie yourself. Buy a bag of ocean spray cranberries, freeze them solid, blend them to make a smoothie, add a little water, sugar and lime juice to make it drinkable and you'll be good to go.

Feel better soon!

The Ferryman said...

At least it's not the syphillis again, eh?

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Awww DAMN! I am so sorry. The pure cranberry juice is wretched. I heard you could buy it in pill form. That way you are more likely to take it because it doesn't pucker your face and your ass for an hour after drinking it.

Unknown said...

TPIWWP! Wait, what?

Unknown said...

Oh, hon! I'm so sorry! What a way to bring in the new year!

And yes, you can by it in pill form at the pharmacy or grocery store. They also have these great pills that make it not hurt and your pee turns orange. AZO. Of course, AZO also makes the cranberry pills now.