26 April 2008

Dialog, Part 7

This is the part when you finally realize that it is the Ty-man with the witty, double-you-over-with-beverage-snorting-laughter, sense of humor, not me.

Me: I'm a Northerner!

Ty-man: You are not! You're from West Virginia!

Me: I am too from the north!

Ty-man: You're from a border state! Massachusetts, that's a northern state. Ohio, that's northern. West Virginia? Border!

Me: Hey, we fought with the Union against the Confederacy. That makes me a Northerner. Yankee. Abolitionist. Fan of Lincoln. And by the way? The South will never rise again!

Ty-man: Oh, yeah? Well from what I saw today the South did rise again!

Me: Laughing so hard I can barely breathe because my husband just made a sex joke while simultaneously using a Civil War reference.

10 comments:

Narcoleptic said...

Glad to see you're back

Teri said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

.:| Melissa |:. said...

*giggles*

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Oh good lord! Sex and a Civil War joke all in one breath? The man knows how to work it!

Donna said...

leave it to a man to use a civil war reference for insinuations

MommyCosm said...

Men can tie anything in to sex...and this is the perfect example.

Gypsy said...

Heh! Good one, Ty. Good one.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Narcoleptic - Glad to be back!

Teri - Did you snort?

Melissa - Much giggles!

NATUI - Oh, yes he does!

Donna - Of course. MEN!

MommyCosm - You're right. He could probably make a sex joke out of toast.

Gypsy - I'll tell him you thought so!

Turnbaby said...

That is hilarious!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Turnbaby - Thought you might enjoy that!