This is the part when you finally realize that it is the Ty-man with the witty, double-you-over-with-beverage-snorting-laughter, sense of humor, not me.
Me: I'm a Northerner!
Ty-man: You are not! You're from West Virginia!
Me: I am too from the north!
Ty-man: You're from a border state! Massachusetts, that's a northern state. Ohio, that's northern. West Virginia? Border!
Me: Hey, we fought with the Union against the Confederacy. That makes me a Northerner. Yankee. Abolitionist. Fan of Lincoln. And by the way? The South will never rise again!
Ty-man: Oh, yeah? Well from what I saw today the South did rise again!
Me: Laughing so hard I can barely breathe because my husband just made a sex joke while simultaneously using a Civil War reference.
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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10 comments:
Glad to see you're back
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*giggles*
Oh good lord! Sex and a Civil War joke all in one breath? The man knows how to work it!
leave it to a man to use a civil war reference for insinuations
Men can tie anything in to sex...and this is the perfect example.
Heh! Good one, Ty. Good one.
Narcoleptic - Glad to be back!
Teri - Did you snort?
Melissa - Much giggles!
NATUI - Oh, yes he does!
Donna - Of course. MEN!
MommyCosm - You're right. He could probably make a sex joke out of toast.
Gypsy - I'll tell him you thought so!
That is hilarious!
Turnbaby - Thought you might enjoy that!
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