02 July 2008

Dialog, Part 11

While watching my half-naked toddler son play with his penis during Potty-Training 2008 and an episode of "Little Bear"...

Me: Jeez, he's playing with his penis a lot. Do you think he has to go to the bathroom?

Ty-man: No. He just went.

Me: Is it because he's naked and it's there?

Ty-man: Pretty much. It's like playing with your ear or with your hair. It's just there.

Me: So, if you were naked right now, would you be playing with your penis?

Ty-man: That depends. Am I alone?

Me: Rolling on the floor with laughter.

12 comments:

Dave2 said...

Hey, it's beats playing with drugs and alcohol!

Bucky said...

That kid sounds just like me....

Avitable said...

I concur with Ty.

Employee No. 3699 said...

Hmm? Just 'cause it's there? I guess I'll have to start playing with my ears and hair.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Oh god that is classic! Now, would he feel the same if Miss Miss were similarly occupied? Food for thought.

Donna said...

HA! I remember those days.
I just told him he had to do that in his room ...

Molly's Mom said...

HA! Now does Ty also sit with one hand in the pants, like if he's watching TV? My husband insists it is in the waistband of his pants and not lower. Whatev.

Gypsy said...

It's just so... out there. How can they resist? I'm always playing with my tits, so why not? lol

metalmom said...

Is Molly's Mom married to my husband too?

Hubs says he just likes to feel his balls every so often to make sure they are still there and not in my sock drawer.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Dave2 - True. Until he's at the movie theater and gets arrested for indecent exposure and has to share a cell with Avitable.

Bucky - We must be related. After all, we're both from West Virginia! :)

Avitable - OF COURSE YOU DO! Friggin' men. Go clean your house for a party or something..

Employee #3699 - Or something else... :)

NATUI - Hee hee!

Donna - Although, if he does it in the family room, at least I'll know how often he's doing it!

Molly's Mom - Nope, he doesn't do that, thank gawd!

Gypsy - HA!

MetalMom - That's just too damned funny!

Andrea said...

OOOOOOOHHHHHH! You make my face hurt!

Okay, that sounds bad, but really, it hurts to smile and hurts even more to laugh, and since I've now done both by catching up on your blog, these tears you see in my eyes are both from laughing and from pain!

Thank you for taking my mind off of my nervousness for a moment!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Andrea - Glad I made you laugh, but sorry I caused you pain! Get better, sweetie! :)