Mom: What's this?
Me: That's my Reason magazine.
Mom: What's it about?
Me: It's sort of like the official Libertarian magazine.
Mom: Aren't those like Communists?
Me: Mom, you just called me a Communist.
Mom: Well, aren't you?
Me: Yes, Mom. Yes. I'm a Communist. My Korean War-veteran father is currently spinning in his grave, he's so proud of his little Commie daughter. In fact, I'm thinking of changing Bubba's name to Vladimir Lenin. And I've decided to re-decorate in a hammer/sickle theme. Lots of reds*. Paging Senator McCarthy! Line 1, please! We've got a Communist housewife in Georgia!
*Pardon the pun.