Ty-man: While hanging up his coat in our coat closet. Good Lord, woman! You have like six coats! I have no space for my piddling three!
Me: Well, I guess it's a good thing that we're a heterosexual couple and not a lesbian couple. Then we'd have no coat closet space.
Ty-man: Naw. I'd be the butch lesbian. We'd still be OK.
Me: Laughing hysterically and crossing my legs so I wouldn't pee myself.
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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5 comments:
I hate the whole "you have more closet space than me" conversations. I have to hear it all the time - and I think it is because my OBH is the butch lesbian. (he almost has as many shoes as I do)
At least he knows this about himself.
Although in our family, Lancelot is the one with all the coats.
If his coats are always piddling he doesn't deserve to keep them in the closet anyway.
You almost peed huh? You'll crap yourself if he gives you a strap on for Christmas. :)
HAHA! I'm the butch here, my man is such a b**ch!
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