Overheard at various paranormal investigations:
Knock yes for once...
Are you a little boy? We brought a ball for you. We understand you like to play with balls. So do we!
Are you here with us now? Knock once for "Yes" and twice for "No."
Entities shouldn't get pregnant.
God, I hope the bathroom isn't haunted. I hate it when people watch me pee.
Oh, shit! I just dropped the camera!
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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8 comments:
just to throw them off, i would knock twice.
Play with balls...tee hee hee...
I'm with jessx on this one. Knock twice, indeed.
At least you didn't hear, "I'm behind you."
Do they clarify "on the table" or "upside the head"? If they don't, they'd better be careful what they ask for.
I watched Ghost Hunters in Ireland last night. Holy fairy scare! Un-freaking-believable! They are having a Ghost Hunters marathon next week. I cannot WAIT!!
Um, entities shouldn't get pregnant??
Context please.
Was someone trying to get an entity pregnant and needed reassurance that they didn't need birth control?!
BTW, I've read the Roswell book you sent cover to cover. I will make it down your way someday and insist that you take me on that Ghost Tour.
We understand you like to play with balls. So do we!
Now that's my kind of ghost.
I hate it when people watch me pee too.
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