Meme It Again, Sam.

Yep, you guessed it. Another meme. Floating around. Screaming, "Copy and paste me and use this nonsense for Christmas!"

So, here you go:

Layer One:
- Name: Heather
- Birth date: February 6 (I expect gifts, thank you.)
- Birthplace: Charleston, West Virginia
- Current Location: One of the many Atlanta suburbs, Georgia
- Eye color: Blue
- Hair Color: Reddish-brown with gray roots – BLECH!
- Height: 5′ 6″
- Righty or Lefty: Righty-tighty
- Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Layer Two:
- Your Heritage: English and German with a tiny bit of French mixed in for good measure
- The shoes you wore today: Cowboy boots purchased in Dallas, TX. Yee-haw!
- Your weakness: Chocolate of any shape, color, or type. And Jensen Ackles.
- Your fears: Dying alone and in pain.
- Your perfect pizza: Lorobi’s (located in St. Albans, WV) pepperoni
- Goal you’d like to achieve: Solve the unified field theory with Professor Hawking and have the undying gratitude of physicists everywhere.

Layer Three:
- Your most overused phrase on AIM: WTF?
- Your first waking thoughts: Oh, shit. I’ve got to do this AGAIN?!?
- Your best physical feature: Eyes.
- Your most missed memory: My dad’s and uncle’s voices.

Layer Four:
- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (Sssshhhh, I’m in Atlanta – don’t tell anyone! I may get tarred and feathered!)
- McDonalds or Burger King: Neither! That shit is nasty!
- Single or group dates: Both. Orgies, actually. ;P
- Adidas or Nike: Adidas. Supernova. Corrects for my over-pronation
- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Snapple Diet Peach.
- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate – are you kidding me?!?
- Cappuccino or coffee: Decaf non-fat, no-whip latte with three Splendas!

Layer Five:
- Smoke: Nope.
- Cuss: Fuck, yeah!
- Sing: Only if you want your eardrums shattered.
- Take a shower everyday: Yes.
- Do you think you’ve been in love: I’d better be or the last 13 years have been a total bust.
- Want to go to college: Been there. Done that. Got the useless piece of paper and the sorority t-shirts to prove it!
- Liked high school: Dear Lord, no. Kill me if I ever go to a reunion.
- Want to get married: Yes. To Sean Connery or Jensen Ackles (Nope, not obsessed. Can't prove it.)
- Believe in yourself: No, actually. I never have.
- Get motion sickness: Since scuba diving and spending more time on boats, no. It takes a lot to get me motion sick.
- Think you’re attractive: No.
- Think you’re a health freak: I’m an anti-sugar freak. Other than that, no. Not a health freak.
- Get along with your parents: Mom, yes. Dad, I did when he was alive.
- Like thunderstorms: Love them!
- Play an instrument: Piano, Hammered Dulcimer, Clarinet (in high school)

Layer Six: In the past month….
- Drank alcohol: Yes.
- Smoked: No
- Done drugs: Large quantities of Motrin.
- Made out: YES!
- Gone on a date: With the Ty-man? YES! Jensen? Sadly, no.
- Gone to the mall: Well, duh. It was Christmas.
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Not since 2002. I “celebrated” being diagnosed with borderline type 2 diabetes by gorging on a box of Oreos. A last hurrah.
- Eaten sushi: No.
- Been on stage: No.
- Been dumped: No.
- Gone skating: No. (Wow. I’m beginning to sound boring.)
- Made homemade cookies: Yes. See the mall answer.
- Gone skinny dipping: Unless you count the bathtub, then no.
- Dyed your hair: Yup!
- Stolen anything: No.

Layer Seven: Have you ever….
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Oooooh, yeah.
- Been caught “doing something”: ?
- Been called a tease: Flirt, yes. Tease, no.
- Gotten beat up: Thank God, no.
- Shoplifted: Yes. But if my mom is reading this then, no.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Used to do that in high school and college. Not anymore.

Layer Eight:
- Age you hope to be married: Well, considering I was married at 23, let’s rephrase this as, “Do you hope to still be married at 80?” and I would answer, “YES!”
- Names of children: Bubba, Miss-Miss, and J-man
- Describe your dream wedding: Elvis impersonator. Vegas. White bell-bottoms. Lots of sequins.
- How do you want to die: Quietly with my family around me and my happiest memories washing over me.
- Where do you want to go to college? To see a football game?: MIT for college – WVU for football.
-What do you want to be when you grow up: The owner of a very musty, dusty, bookstore.
- What country would you most like to visit: Japan

Layer Nine:
- Number of drugs taken illegally: One. Again, if this is Mom? The answer is none. ☺
- Number of people I could trust with my life: Ten. Seriously.
- Number of CD’s that I own: Oh, Lord. I don’t even know.
- Number of piercings: Four. Two in each ear.
- Number of tattoos: None. But I reeeeaaaaaaallllly want one.
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Probably ten times over my life.
- Number of scars on my body: I would say I have three that are noticeable.
- Number of things in my past I regret: Too many to count.