Name: Heavy Bruiser (a.k.a. Purple Pickaxer)Location: Gateway City. Me and Wonder Woman? Roomies. Even if that bitch does make fun of my lavender cape.
Super Power: I can split atoms. And hairs. I can manipulate time and space to go anywhen I want. And with my trusty pickaxe? Well, let's just say your forehead is puréed.
Nemeses: Dumb-ass HOA members, the physics-illiterate, people who let their kids run wild, and those "Abstinence is the only way!" jackasses.
Ladies and Dicks, I'm the Purple Pickaxer. I've got a bad-ass cape and some kickin' designer purple sunglasses. I've got the radioactive symbol on my form-fitting superhero shirt because, duh, physics geek. I carry a pickaxe to remember my coal miner grandfather and to hack
Now, to just find a seamstress in time for DragonCon...
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7 comments:
LOL!
You SO are the Purple Pickaxer. That's awesome.
Very cool!
I totally did this, posted it, and linked to you.
SRSLY BAD. ASS!!!!!
I think we both fight for the common good. For realz.
Thank God. I'd hate to go against you.
:D
Love the purple!
LOL - Purple RULES and you are now my favorite superhero!!!
I have an outfit like that in pink...
xo
too cool. i just went with a super-game-playing geek on mine.
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