HOA President: So, little Miss So-and-So e-mailed me complaining about the tennis courts AGAIN and I told her that instead of asking the Board to fix it, she should volunteer and fix it herself. Much more proactive, don't you think?
HOA Vice-President: Well, what is So-and-So's problem, anyway? She's always stirring up trouble, complaining about something.
Prez: She's a stay-at-home-mom who walks around with her little Starbucks coffee cups and has way too much time on her hands.
Me: Looking down at J-man on my lap and the Starbucks travel mug in my hand. Well! She should just start a blog, shouldn't she?!?