Add one full case of Thin Mints.
(Because, OMFGBBQ, these kids o' mine go through a box a week, and I go through a box every twoshznagarwa days and I figure this way, I won't have to buy cookies for like, two
Add four empty Thin Mint cases.
Stack all five boxes neatly in the dining room, making sure the full case is on top:
Finally, add one unsuspecting husband whose eyebrows are notorious for reaching up to his hairline when he's surprised. Or when he's worried about having to enroll his wife in a 12-step Thin Mint addiction program: