That's it. I'm done. Our house is echoing with the sounds of my hacking cough and muttered cussing.
Why muttered cussing, you ask?
I'm cussing because not only am I SICK for the SECOND time this SUMMER, every time I cough I PEE!!!
Yeah, you heard me. My postpartum three kids piece-of-shit Kegel muscle cannot withstand the never-ending coughing this cold has brought on and I can no longer use the excuse of Dang! I forgot to exercise the Kegel today! or Shucks! Didn't remember to squeeze the nethers this morning! I'm finally ready to pay attention to this one particular part of my body that is failing miserably to do its job.
Since I'm tired of wetting my pants every time I cough/laugh/sneeze/watch Patrick Duffy and The Crab discussing threesomes, I'm going to exercise those all-to-critical pelvic muscles every time I read and comment on blogs. Therefore, in the future, when a comment from me pops up on your blog? You'll know that at that same moment, I was squeezing my pelvic muscles to rid myself of my, ahem, urinary incontinence.
Does anyone have any Depends I can borrow?