Dear Crackbook:
Please. Stop suggesting friends to me. I get it. If I'm connected to the same 20,000 bloggers who are also friends with Marvin Finklestein in west Tennessee, then OK. Fine. Suggest him. But seriously, quit suggesting that I connect with Scott Jamerson, fellow Black Eagle and the focus of much of my teenage angst, as a Crackbook friend. I didn't like him in high school, so why the hell would I want to exchange pleasantries/pictures/Hey how're yous?!? on the Internet? He was a football player, a "popular" and he beat me out for student body president.
Seriously.
Unless you want my digital foot up your electronic ass, then cease and desist immediately.
Scott Jamerson. You can do better than that. Ppppffffttttthhhhhzzzzz!
Kiss, kiss,
Drum Major Heather
Dear Fellow Subdivision Residents and Property Management Company:
I didn't know any of you assholes prior to this ridiculous HOA Board gig and I can't wait until February when I can ignore all of you again.
Kiss my ass,
Director Heather
Dear Blog Friends Who Are Hurting:
Ladies? I love you all. So damned much.
Hugs and stuff,
Heather
Dear America:
I am rolling my eyes. ROLLING, people! This is just nonsense. All of it. The left, the right, the He said/She said, it all lacks one thing. Common friggin' sense.
Oh, and term limits. That too.
I pledge allegiance to the United States of Whatever,
Heather, Proud citizen since February 6, 1972
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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12 comments:
If you go in your privacy settings on FB you can block Scott Jamerson so you won't see him.
I thought you resigned from the HOA, what gives?
Awesome letters!
I am so in love with you.
You're not done with the HOA for HOW long?
Facebook is the devil.
That.is.all.
February you are going to have to through a block party like it's 1999. And then get fined for it. :)
Are the Subdivision Residents and Property Management Company people anything like Muffia*?
*The Mummy Muffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.
I'm with you on Facebook and the current state of political 'debate' in the U.S.
Those assholes at Facebook recently suggested that I become friends with the girl that unapologetically sent me spiraling into a bout of depression that left me broken and wishing for death. In the end, I'm a much happier person now, but what the hell was Facebook thinking?
In honor of my week long reading of your blog in its completeness, No Im not a lurker and I love your blog, I shall be come a regular.
Tracey from arkansas not barefooted, preggers and married to a cousin either :)
I have deliberately not friended some asshole from high school on crackbook and I feel much better for it.
Crackbook recommends friends to me that aren't family, bloggers, old high school pals, people I may or may not know from school or what have you.
I have no idea why it recommends people I have past relationship with. I don't know who they are!
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