Miss-Miss: Mama, my feet are tired!
Me: They are? Well, my feet are tired, too!
Miss-Miss: And my legs are tired!
Me: Really? Well, my hands are tired!
Bubba: My head is tired!
Me: My eyeballs are tired!
J-man: Eye-baw! Eye-baw!
Miss-Miss: My fingers are tired!
Bubba: My fingers tired, too!
Me: Mumbling. Oh yeah? Well, my vagina is tired!
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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8 comments:
LOL.
Still in the thick if it over there, huh? You need to get out more;)
OMG. That is priceless. Just wait 'til the kids go to preschool and repeat that. They have hearing like bats, I tell ya. BTW--Do you think that Duggers lady has ever said that? LOL
I think you need a Starbucks vente cafe mocha. With whip.
((Hugs))
At least you mumbled it!
My hubs (who was reading over my shoulder) remarked that if your vagina was tired, then your husband must be getting a whole lot luckier than he is.
Don't worried. I punched his sack for you.
My vag gets tired, too.
I'm in Atlanta. I will have to add you to my Google reader. Other GA bloggers are good to find, you know, in case I ever get lost online and need to ask a local for directions.
MommyCosm - No shit, m'dear. :)
NATUI - OMFG! Michelle Duggar saying the word vagina! The world would stop spinning, seriously. :)
Giggle Pixie - Dude. Don't tease me.
Patois - Exactly!
MetalMom - Thank you. You have done your wifely duty. :)
Father Muskrat - Hey, I'm always here for directional assistance. You know, "Go left. Go right. Go to Hell." That's pretty much me. :)
Is it tired in a good way? No. Probably not.
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