28 January 2009

Dialog, Part 20

Miss-Miss: Mama, my feet are tired!

Me: They are? Well, my feet are tired, too!

Miss-Miss: And my legs are tired!

Me: Really? Well, my hands are tired!

Bubba: My head is tired!

Me: My eyeballs are tired!

J-man: Eye-baw! Eye-baw!

Miss-Miss: My fingers are tired!

Bubba: My fingers tired, too!

Me: Mumbling. Oh yeah? Well, my vagina is tired!


Anonymous said...

Still in the thick if it over there, huh? You need to get out more;)

Not Afraid to Use It said...

OMG. That is priceless. Just wait 'til the kids go to preschool and repeat that. They have hearing like bats, I tell ya. BTW--Do you think that Duggers lady has ever said that? LOL

Anonymous said...

I think you need a Starbucks vente cafe mocha. With whip.


Patois42 said...

At least you mumbled it!

Anonymous said...

My hubs (who was reading over my shoulder) remarked that if your vagina was tired, then your husband must be getting a whole lot luckier than he is.

Don't worried. I punched his sack for you.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

My vag gets tired, too.

I'm in Atlanta. I will have to add you to my Google reader. Other GA bloggers are good to find, you know, in case I ever get lost online and need to ask a local for directions.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

MommyCosm - No shit, m'dear. :)

NATUI - OMFG! Michelle Duggar saying the word vagina! The world would stop spinning, seriously. :)

Giggle Pixie - Dude. Don't tease me.

Patois - Exactly!

MetalMom - Thank you. You have done your wifely duty. :)

Father Muskrat - Hey, I'm always here for directional assistance. You know, "Go left. Go right. Go to Hell." That's pretty much me. :)

Gypsy said...

Is it tired in a good way? No. Probably not.