13 February 2008

Dialog, Part 3

Me: One of my readers thinks we should get the twins an agent because they're cute enough to be on TV.

Ty-man: True. Why don't we do that?

Me: 'Cause, I can't handle the paparazzi, the stints in rehab, or the drama.

Ty-man: Well, since Miss-Miss gets violently car sick, she's already on track to becoming a successful bulimic.

Me: shaking head
Oh. My. God. No, you just didn't go there.

12 comments:

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Dude, your husband is too damned funny. So wrong. So funny.

Mr. Fabulous said...

They ARE awfully cute. I have noticed that as I monitor the activity in your house through my hidden cameras.

Avitable said...

Bulimia is an important step to stardom.

Miss Britt said...

OMG YOU ARE TOTALLY EXPLOITING YOUR CHILDREN BY PUTTING THEM ON YOUR SITE!!!*

And if you're going to exploit them, they need an agent.

*sorry, projecting latest bit of hate tossed my way.

Gypsy said...

Gotta start 'em young. ;P

Andrea said...

LOL! Gotta love the Ty-man!

HEATHER said...

BWHAHAHA!! That is really awful and funny!!

Shar said...

Rehab can be fun. If you are a celebrity they have pools and hot tubs.

Military Mom said...

Hehehe! Was that reader, ME? I think they are awefully cute, and obviously not camera shy!

Savy said...

Oh I don't know... means a lot of planning on your part. At what age should they get into drugs and going home with boy bands? At what age should they get pregnant, and/or end up in the Playboy Mansion "just visiting".

Who needs the work?

Teri said...

High-larry-us! YOU shaking your head at Ty?!?! Instead of the other way around?!?! Awesome! Way to go T!!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

NATUI – That’s what I love about him!

Fab – Hidden cameras? Who do you think installed them for you? Sheesh.

Avitable – That and a healthy coke addiction.

Britt – Bring the projected hate, hon. I’ll share the burden of other’s shortcomings with you.

Gypsy – And innocent!

Andrea – He’s a peach!

Other Heather – Glad you laughed!

Shar – Yeah, like if we went to rehab, the closest we’d get to a hot tub is our roommates farting in the communal shower. Ish.

Military Mom – No, not camera shy at all! As Fab can attest…

Savy – I think 15 is a good starting age for visiting the Playboy Mansion.

Teri – He was quite proud of himself!