Me: One of my readers thinks we should get the twins an agent because they're cute enough to be on TV.
Ty-man: True. Why don't we do that?
Me: 'Cause, I can't handle the paparazzi, the stints in rehab, or the drama.
Ty-man: Well, since Miss-Miss gets violently car sick, she's already on track to becoming a successful bulimic.
Me: shaking head
Oh. My. God. No, you just didn't go there.
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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12 comments:
Dude, your husband is too damned funny. So wrong. So funny.
They ARE awfully cute. I have noticed that as I monitor the activity in your house through my hidden cameras.
Bulimia is an important step to stardom.
OMG YOU ARE TOTALLY EXPLOITING YOUR CHILDREN BY PUTTING THEM ON YOUR SITE!!!*
And if you're going to exploit them, they need an agent.
*sorry, projecting latest bit of hate tossed my way.
Gotta start 'em young. ;P
LOL! Gotta love the Ty-man!
BWHAHAHA!! That is really awful and funny!!
Rehab can be fun. If you are a celebrity they have pools and hot tubs.
Hehehe! Was that reader, ME? I think they are awefully cute, and obviously not camera shy!
Oh I don't know... means a lot of planning on your part. At what age should they get into drugs and going home with boy bands? At what age should they get pregnant, and/or end up in the Playboy Mansion "just visiting".
Who needs the work?
High-larry-us! YOU shaking your head at Ty?!?! Instead of the other way around?!?! Awesome! Way to go T!!
NATUI – That’s what I love about him!
Fab – Hidden cameras? Who do you think installed them for you? Sheesh.
Avitable – That and a healthy coke addiction.
Britt – Bring the projected hate, hon. I’ll share the burden of other’s shortcomings with you.
Gypsy – And innocent!
Andrea – He’s a peach!
Other Heather – Glad you laughed!
Shar – Yeah, like if we went to rehab, the closest we’d get to a hot tub is our roommates farting in the communal shower. Ish.
Military Mom – No, not camera shy at all! As Fab can attest…
Savy – I think 15 is a good starting age for visiting the Playboy Mansion.
Teri – He was quite proud of himself!
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