Oh, Please.

Really? I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised.

Can't get it through your thick skulls that I'm never here on the 28th of each month.

I'm over there, at Burt's 'Stache. The 'Stache tickles. The 'Stache rules. We must obey the 'Stache.

So get there. Click on Burt. Seriously.

If you don't, he'll get pissed. And I don't think we want a pissed off Burt Reynolds, do we?