19 March 2009

How to Punk Your Husband

Take one Girl Scout Cookie-Dealing neighbor who is willing to enable not just your cookie addiction, but also your twisted sense of humor.

Add one full case of Thin Mints.
(Because, OMFGBBQ, these kids o' mine go through a box a week, and I go through a box every twoshznagarwa days and I figure this way, I won't have to buy cookies for like, two weeks months! Party!)

Add four empty Thin Mint cases.

Stack all five boxes neatly in the dining room, making sure the full case is on top:


Finally, add one unsuspecting husband whose eyebrows are notorious for reaching up to his hairline when he's surprised. Or when he's worried about having to enroll his wife in a 12-step Thin Mint addiction program:


PUNK'D!

9 comments:

Patois42 said...

Whoo-hoo!

(And, hey, have you ever had them long enough to freeze them first? 'Cause, man, they are even that much better.)

Signed, the mother of a Girl Scout who is quickly eating through the boxes of other people's cookies.

Avitable said...

I'm sure that's the story you told him, but we all know those are full cases and you eat an entire box a day.

sybil law said...

To further the punking, rubbing chocolate all over your mouth while laying on the couch in a food coma mighta made him really freak!
You must be awesome on April Fools' Day!

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ Sybil!!

Not Afraid to Use It said...

What Avitable said.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Patois - Glad I'm not the only one eating her weight in cookies. Frakking Girl Scouts!

Avitable - Bite me.

Sybil Law - Saran wrap on the toilet bowl, m'dear. Saran wrap on the toilet bowl. That's all you need to know.

MetalMom - Don't encourage her!

NATUI - Don't encourage him!

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Thin mints = crack cocaine.

I am just going to glue one of the sleeves of them right on my hips. I mean remember when there were 4 sleeves per box - so 'doin a sleeve' wasn't going to send you spiraling into a diabetic coma?!?! Those b*st*rds changed it up - OH YEAH - we are going to make the sleeves BIGGER and get you really hooked! Now I am eating 2x's the cookies in one sitting.

Somebody intervene please???

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A Free Man said...

Tell the truth, they were all full weren't they?