Me: In bed, trying to relax, watching Ty-man read through a draft of his company's proposal. Um, so how's it going?
Ty-man: OK.
Me: How many pages is it?
Ty-man: 105. But we need to trim it down.
Me: Wait a minute. How long was the customer's proposal request?
Ty-man: ...
Me: Exactly. My point. Those f*ckers can manage to read 105 measly pages. In fact, let's add one more page depicting my bare ass on a copy machine and make it one-oh-six.
Ty-man: Done.
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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9 comments:
These are the anti-Mexico people, right? Because if you want to make it 107, I can copy a body part for you too!
LOL!!!
You crack me up! I hope this proposal is finished soon - for everyone's sake!
Wanna try for an even 108?
Can I have a copy?
I can copy a body part too. But I would have to use the 11 X 17 paper and shrink it down so it fits on a regular page. (so he wished)
He is so awesome.
That is awesome. What a great way to close the proposal :)
Yes, it is almost over, if I could ever get the F#!^ word 2007 to print the F#$* thing without G*S& the F*&%#ng page numbers.
My costing volume is 112 pages plus my subcontractors ate up 29 so I only have 9 pages for blogger body parts, but alas I used up all the 11x17 sheets sorry.
Now,if Adobe Acrobat Pro 9 would hurry up and download so I could try it, I could maybe make it to Kinkos and back before the wife and kids wakeup.
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