Dear Neti Pot,
In four days, I'm supposed to be underwater, doing my check-out dive, from the beach of the Plaza Resort Bonaire. After that? I'm slated for 11 boat dives. Ah, bliss.
Right now? I've got sinus pressure. And that ain't gonna fly when I'm trying to descend to a leisurely 60 feet where I may enjoy corals, sponges, and all manner of fish.
Please? I'm begging you? Work wonders. And I will love you forever. And place you in a hallowed spot in my china cabinet, since you resemble a teapot and all.
Thanks and much love,
Heather
PS If I'm still stuffy by Sunday? You're goin' down. Kiss kiss!
Who Am I?
- Coal Miner's Granddaughter
- I am the 40-ish granddaughter of Frank (see header), a fiddle-playing coal miner from West Virginia. I was born and raised in said state and have lived in Georgia since 1994. I have a wonderful husband, three beautiful kids, one cranky cat, and one anxiety-ridden dog.
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12 comments:
Get to a doctor fast!
H2O2....
Other Heather - I have an ENT who is also a Divemaster who always promised to hook me up if I ever needed it. Will call him.
MB - Don't. Remind me. EVIL!!!!!!
Get the kids' snot sucker out and get to work.
11 boat dives sounds spectacular. that neti pot had best get to working!
Step it up to twice a day!
Keeping my fingers crossed for you!!! And um... take me with u to Bonaire? I suck at diving but I'll happily sip some pina colada on the beach until you return...
Hope it works!!!
Also, I'd like to hang with Dutchbitch while you guys do your diving...
:)
NATUI - Eewwwww....
Hello Haha Narf - Oh, it will be. :)
Finn - Yep! Did it yesterday morning and evening and this morning. I'm taking no prisoners!
DutchBitch and Sybil Law - Ty-man doesn't dive. So you guys can keep him company and all three of you get sloshed on the beach. Cool?
Isn't that ALWAYS the way things work?
Love the neti pot...hope it loves you!
Any more room on the beach for another drinker?
I can't get over the thought of the Neti pot in my nose, so I don't think I could ever use one. I hope you feel better before having to dive.
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