12 November 2008

Great Things Come In Small Packages

So, I've got this friend Teri, right? You remember her. She's my good friend who has read this blog from the beginning and deals with torture of the High School Musical persuasion. She's five feet tall, has beautiful blonde hair, and weighs 100 pounds when wet. She's just the cutest, sweetest thang and I'd keep her in my pocket if I could!* But the best thing about Teri? She belches. As in knock you off your barstool, slick your hair back and turn it gray belches that will leave your eardrums vibrating.

And? She loves me so much that she recorded a couple of her belches and e-mailed them to me. I laughed so hard that my MacBook is now covered in coffee and snot. Since Blogger won't allow the uploading of audio files, I've converted the "belch du jour" into a video file with one of my favorite pictures of her. Enjoy!


*She is gonna kick my ass for that. Actually, she's gonna kick my ass for this whole post.


A Free Man said...

Um, thanks?

HEATHER said...

I sounded like this when I was pregnant! So much for being a dainty Southern Lady! LMAO!!

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

That's what my house sounds like today...lingering effects of the Vomitous Virus from hell that swept through.

That's funny.

Tuli said...

Thank God I didn't have a mouthful of hot coffee when I hit the 'play' button.

Funny stuff!

Teri said...

Oh my holy sh*t!!! I'm dying over here! Bubba's spider costume hat! I don't think I've ever seen that picture!

So we need to schedule that ass-kicking, I mean, lunch. Yeah, lunch, that's it.


Not Afraid to Use It said...

That totally rocks. I've always had belch envy. I think I was never very successful at it bc I never drank carbonated drinks. Now farting is a whole other issue. LittleBird and I are becoming quite the duo.

Trukindog said...

Nothin says confident woman like a rip snortin belch, let em rip gal.

Denise said...

WOW! Heather, I will never ever again give you grief about posting my senior photo! She doesn't follow that with a very dainty, "Excuse me" does she? :-) Who knew 5', petite blonde could sound like a 6'2", 250 lb. black man?